Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!"

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.