How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.