How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!