Kylo Ren Jokes

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage?

Supreme Liter Coke

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

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Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

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Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

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Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

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What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up