Kylo Ren Jokes

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage?

Supreme Liter Coke

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

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Dog turds without borders

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They know how to raise the roof.

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Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

Decline Jokes More Decline Jokes

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He was just two tired.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

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They go back four seconds.

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