What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.