What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

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How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......