It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
A collieflower
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
The finish line of the Boston Marathon.
He got a fool scholarship.
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
A cannibal
an elephant with diarrhea
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.