What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

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What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.