What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko :D

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool