A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.
Ya know what Just screw it.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
Yes
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
Uh...standby I'll check on that.
