Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Account Jokes More Account Jokes

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.