How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.