How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.