What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a know-it-all Mexican?

A Solution Manuel

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it