Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Beat Jokes More Beat Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.