Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black