Ten-ants !
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Ten ants (Tenants)
Your room-matey.
Ten-ants
He can't get out of a bath.
A flat fish !
Ten ants !
Because he has to cosign
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.
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asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.
He put it in a conviction-oven.
It's his private eye.
Antelopes
The Antelopes.
He kilt himself
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
He wanted a Trigger warning.
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
Because they cant tell jose from hose B
You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.
She remembers them by their last names.
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!