Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.