How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.