How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

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How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.