One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
You ever tried taking a rib from a black man
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
Seven. It *has* to be seven.
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
None. It's already lit fam.
Because they'd get in trouble.
Have always been curious of this.
It needed a tuna-up.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
A hot potato.
Because he had my grains
Quit Russian.
A visit from the cops.
