How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How fast can a bear run?

As fast as it can bear.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !