How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.