What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Alcoholism Jokes More Alcoholism Jokes

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Lobotomy Jokes More Lobotomy Jokes

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.