How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees