How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

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Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.