1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Window.
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
One if nobody is watching.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."