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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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His hand was bigger than his face.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
You have tumor months to live.
So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
It's growing on me.
That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic
It's terminal.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
He can't stand the 1%
Smack her.
Get bent!
Could they not hire taller dancers
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
The night shift at Waffle House.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
