I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Sikhs.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.