What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving?

The Redskins

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.