What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

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What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

Cold Turkey Jokes More Cold Turkey Jokes

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.