How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly?

Because he was cohabiting.

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."