How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."