How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

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What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"