What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots