What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.