What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.