How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

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What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

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What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.