How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

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How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".