Truth Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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What is the definition of a will?

C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Logic Jokes More Logic Jokes

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

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What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.