What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"