What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.