What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!