How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.