5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
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None. They can't climb the ladder.
I told her that drinks were on the house
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
It was a high school.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
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A ladder in her stocking !
He wanted to go to high school.
All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
A: He wanted to sing higher!
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
A ladder.
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Just ice.
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
Toes go in first!
A: They want to measure their intelligence.
No one ever told me to drink Naruto
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
He got lost in the maize.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.
All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
