What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

North Pole Jokes More North Pole Jokes

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Icebreaker Jokes More Icebreaker Jokes

What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker