Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
They both watch whales.
Because they lactate.
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
You have to read ursine.
Because Somalia doesn't have an education system
They're repulsive!
Get John Boehner to cry.
