What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy :)

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What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know