What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.