What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

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What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh