Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?

Santa Paws !

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.