How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?