One, or two? One, or two?
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An optical Aleutian.
She had little to no coverage.
It don't need cleaning!
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
Everything is cool there already.
Long Island.
Downtown Abby
A hot dog.
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
Madagascar
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.