Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.