Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

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What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"