What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!

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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's already lit fam.