What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V?

Because they are always V-triggered

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Millennial Jokes More Millennial Jokes

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.