Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

Extra Pair Jokes More Extra Pair Jokes

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one