Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one