Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "