Graphic Designer Jokes

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Export Jokes More Export Jokes

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

Recruiter Jokes More Recruiter Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?