How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.