Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
None, they're all screwed.
Bingo!
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
He kept trying to tune her G string.
A pizza can feed a family of four.
