What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.