What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.