Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

People Jokes More People Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Homophobe Jokes More Homophobe Jokes

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.