Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.