How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.