How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level