How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor