Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!