Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.