Marry Woman Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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Czech Mate Jokes More Czech Mate Jokes

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Paralyse Jokes More Paralyse Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Sole Mate Jokes More Sole Mate Jokes

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.